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A pocketbook of painful puns and poems

Jonathan Allen

A pocketbook of painful puns and poems

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Published by Dent in London .
Written in English


Edition Notes

Statementby Jonathan Allen.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPZ8.3
The Physical Object
Pagination(57)p. :
Number of Pages57
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL22301084M
ISBN 100460060945
OCLC/WorldCa11442772

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